I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”
Six complaints to the BBC about last Saturday’s same-sex kiss on Doctor Who.
Over eight hundred complaints about the Great British Bake Off’s baked Alaska scandal.
I love this country.
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
when no one in class is ready for the test
its-a me twerkio
Teenagers don’t like parties
Teenagers like the great British bake off
drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex