Ma Chère, vous êtes un con

peterezi:

peterezi:

i always read the word polish as polish at first

wait shit

(Source: shixn, via 2-funny-4-you)

turn-it-up-tune-them-out:

artsysauce:

sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation

Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home

(via fulltimeinternetmomo)

nbcemployee:

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

(Source: foodtrucker, via fulltimeinternetmomo)

android18:

neofriend:

Remember when justin bieber said that the saddest moment of his life was when his hamster died and like… there’s a movie about him…there’s a movie about justin bieber…

(via mychemcalromance)

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

(Source: louistomlinslon, via lifeofaninternetfangirl)

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

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darlingwanderer:

colouredking:

takealltheseats:

colouredking:

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

thats because it seriously is 1 letter away

um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history

HERMES YOU ASSHOLE

HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE

(Source: trillow, via foot-cue)

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

(via crabslutzz)

shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non existence

(Source: hommos, via ima-guineapig)